Therapist: “So how’s it going with your body image as far as your vacation and trying on swimsuits?”
Me: “I mean, it is what it is. I can’t change much in 2 weeks, so…this is my body, I’m gonna go have fun.”
Therapist: “That sounds like a very healthy perspective. Good for you.”
Later, while trying on shorts…
Me: “Cool, so I’m basically a manatee.”
Aaand now I need more therapy. 🙄
Smug Singleton 