I’ll only be able to write about tampons and Lifetime movies.

Well, thank heaven for this distinction. I’d hate to sully your manly journals with my silly lady thoughts.

You might want to think about emblazoning a dick and balls right on the front cover, just to be 100% safe.

I’m surprised they even allow the idea that men could write in a journal. But y’all definitely write only about MANLY things — sports, cars, power tools, World War II, The Shawshank Redemption, and barbecue.

3 thoughts on “I’ll only be able to write about tampons and Lifetime movies.

  1. That extra 5% effort for marketing goes a hella long way. I mean, I’m just spitballing here but “a leather journal inspired by the diary of Jake Carpenter, a cabin boy captured by pirates on the high seas. Adventure ahoy!”

    Bam! “I just did 80% of your job”

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