“My friend’s teenaged daughter is on a date tonight and I’m at home watching ‘Catching Fire’ again and waiting for pizza delivery. I suck.”
“Do you WANT to be on a date?”
“Fuck no, that sounds exhausting.”
Right, then. That was easy.
Smug Singleton
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Teenage dates have a 70/30 shot at being fun (at best, they are seeing a movie and wandering whatever communal youth space kids frequent these days). Movie and pizza has never disappointed anyone. Except maybe the lactose intolerant.