When I told my therapist I was having a hard time getting myself to respond to OkCupid messages, even when I WANTED to, and I went over my previous experiences with online dating, she said, “Well, yeah, that makes sense. If you’d tried ice skating 10 times and ended up breaking an ankle every time, you probably wouldn’t be too excited to try again.”YUP.
If you’re trying to become less of a fat-ass, I suppose a beautiful day toddling around the Zoo isn’t the WORST way to start.
I mean…I guess as weight-loss motivators go, splitting the seam on a fairly new — and not inexpensive — pair of pants is probably a pretty good one, if a bit unflattering. 🙄
Today my psychiatrist advised me to stop consuming so much news and social media.
You heard it here, y’all — modern life is insane-making.
(Also, yes, I’m aware I’m posting this ON social media. Um…it’s a process?)
I’m not sure, but I think a man just mansplained another mansplainer to me, and now my head hurts.