#LifeGoals

“Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?”
“Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.”

“Romantic? Hemingway?”

Huh. OK, Hemingway, you’re on. Coming soon to a blog near you — brace yourselves, y’all.

Even if Hemingway WAS…what was it? “An abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.”