“You say I’m crazy, I got your crazy..”

“Wow. You must really like him if you were willing to let him know that you’re an insane person.”
— Caroline Channing, 2 Broke Girls

Wisdom of “2 Broke Girls”

“I think I might have feelings for [him]. I don’t know what to do. We’re ‘bros,’ and I don’t want to ruin the friendship, which is really unlike me — I always ruin friendships.”
— Max Black, 2 Broke Girls

Damn. Nailed it.

Quotable Max Black

“With you, the bra’s just for decoration. I have to wear one ’cause you get a ticket for not putting the kids in a car seat.”
— Max Black, 2 Broke Girls