Tom Sub-Servo!

Barnes & Noble just emailed me to tell me the Fifty Shades of Grey DVD is available for pre-order. 

TOTALLY renting it from Netflix and having a Mystery Science Theater-style party. 

Snack menu so far: licorice whips, Nerds Ropes, fruit leather. 

Oh, OH! DominaTRIX cereal! (I know, I know, she’s the sub — it was too good a pun to pass up.)

OMG, the signature COCKtail (heh) will be Fifty Shades of Grey Goose!

Fifty Shades of Gravy!