The most “The fuck?” baby I’ve ever seen.

I took this photo from the car while driving, so I’m sorry for the poor quality, but I drive past this billboard every day and I feel like everyone needs to behold its majesty.


Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies…

I’m too old to be a Handmaid, but fingers crossed I get to be a Martha.


Texas Lawmakers Advance Bill That Would Allow Doctors to Lie to Pregnant Women

Wake me up before you go-go-get an abortion. 

Yeah, pro-lifers, I think what you want right before the entrance to a really tight two-way tunnel that only barely fits two cars is a “Choose Life” billboard with a picture of a fetus, so l can nearly get into 47 different accidents because I got distracted thinking about fetuses and Wham!