Aborshun

“I don’t agree with abortion, but then again, I have a penis and think I should probably stay out of it.”
— Dennis Miller

Texas city council unanimously votes to ban abortions

Maxed Outrage

Oh, fuck you, Netflix.

Read the room, man, DAMN — today is for cartoons and British people baking. I’m at capacity on political shit right now.

Dude, God don’t like ugly…

Holy shit, when did Philadelphia become part of the Bible Belt?

Shouldn’t you want me to carry this day to term?

‪It is just too fucking early for this bullshit.‬

#ItsOKToBeAWhore

*blink*

Oh, OK.

Hey, y’all?

“It’s OK to be a whore.”

#ItsOKToBeAWhore

The most “The fuck?” baby I’ve ever seen.

I took this photo from the car while driving, so I’m sorry for the poor quality, but I drive past this billboard every day and I feel like everyone needs to behold its majesty.

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies…

I’m too old to be a Handmaid, but fingers crossed I get to be a Martha.

#PraiseBe

Texas Lawmakers Advance Bill That Would Allow Doctors to Lie to Pregnant Women

I am juvenile. And this is hilarious.

Via NYMAG.com: Indiana Women Are Calling the Governor About Their Periods.

 

Samantha Bee & the sorry state of women’s healthcare in Texas

“I don’t believe that. Where do you get those numbers?”

“Reality.”

Wake me up before you go-go-get an abortion.

Yeah, pro-lifers, I think what you want right before the entrance to a really tight two-way tunnel that only barely fits two cars is a “Choose Life” billboard with a picture of a fetus, so l can nearly get into 47 different accidents because I got distracted thinking about fetuses and Wham!