Coupon code: CONDESCENSION.

While listening to Pandora Radio, an Adam and Eve ad came on and invited me to make this my “hottest Valentine’s Day ever” with a special coupon code.

Outstanding. Even the Internet knows my Valentine is going to be a vibrator. (To be fair, there will also be a nice dinner, wine, candles. Don’t worry, I treat my vibrators right.)20140212-180733.jpg