I don’t have strong feelings about Adam Levine either way, but I laughed a lot reading this article: Adam Levine is Not the Sexiest Man Alive. Adam Levine is the Worst.
Also, forget celebrities — the “sexiest man alive” is whichever man is making me come and then making me snacks. I’m starting my own magazine for sexy men. I just need a name. What’s a shorter version of “He’ll go down on you ’til you’re a mere shell of your former self, and then he’ll make you nachos?”
Macho Nachos magazine? (Crotchos would just be vulgar.)
Culinary COMEfort magazine? (
You could do Cumfort, but I’ve always hated that spelling.)
Eat Allllll the Things (Including Me!) magazine?