At the end of his first OkCupid message, responding to a particular line in my profile, a man asked, “Why don’t you like Cuddling?”
Um, why don’t YOU like boundaries, fuckface? All the other things I said, you’re gonna start in with some shit right off the top?
I have things to DO, sir. I don’t have time for cuddling (or, in fact, “Cuddling”).
Ahem… See, this is why I don’t actually date, but DO go to therapy.
(In defense of my intimacy issues, what I actually SAID is, “I’m not a big fan of cuddling.” I have ADD, dude — I get bored.)
Smug Singleton 