Come like no one’s watching.

Bwah ha ha… “Stop performing. Stop acting. You’re no actress. You work in Accounts Payable.”

Via Very Smart Brothas: Ask Agatha: I Can’t Orgasm During Sex. What Should I Do?

Well…both do involve drinking…

The subtext here is clearly “after dick.”
Yay, health!

Tasteless. But tasty!

Let’s end the day on a good note, shall we?

Via OhJoySexToy.com: How to Eat Pussy. (Sorry, that’s what it’s called. But it’s just a cartoon.)

A friend sent this to me. I’m trying not to believe he thought of me because I look like the woman in the comic. Regardless, I’ll just leave my cartoon doppelgänger here, and simply say that I hope y’all have a lovely and, um, productive weekend. *wink wink, nudge nudge*

(Oh, and hey, a comic called “How to Eat Pussy?” — NSFW.)

Words of wisdom. (No, seriously.)

I got this email from a good friend shortly after my last post, and I’m sharing it here because I think it probably applies to a lot of other people:

“You are kicking adulthood’s ass. I know you don’t feel like it but you are. You were unemployed for a long time and you got through it beautifully. I know you’re still worried because the new job is so new and you’re still a little scared, but you’re going to be fine.

“You have also dealt with a lot of strange new romantic relationships without too much drama.

“You are stronger than you think. You are an amazing, kind, funny, and smart person. I know this last year or so has been awful, but you are showing it who’s boss.

“Keep on keepin’ on.”

“Just the tip. Just to see how it feels.”

HuffPost blog: Tips for the “Summer of Flirtation.”

“We are flummoxed as to how ‘playing it cool’ became the standard for anything, especially in romance, where the whole point is passion… It can feel vulnerable to express joy because it signifies we really care, [and] we run the risk of being disappointed or disheartened. But this is precisely why your uninhibited, un-self-conscious expressions of joy are so sexy! They display your fearlessness, your lack of self-consciousness, and your giant heart.”

I’m usually like this, but I’ve been kind of on mute lately. Mostly because I’ve realized there IS such a thing as too much flirting, and openness isn’t always sexy. Or, rather, I suppose it’s not sexy when you’re open with the wrong people. When you find the right ones, it’s insanely hot and delightfully refreshing.

Link

How to Be a Dick, Because Sometimes You Have to Be

“…If someone is dishing out dick casserole, they should be prepared to eat a bowl of dicks in return. This is physics; there is nothing I can do about it. “