“Do not drink alcohol while taking Lexapro.”
“Pfft. That’s for amateurs. ‘Bring me another mai tai!'”*
* If you know the quote, you’re probably my soulmate. Which is a shame, for I am dead inside and incapable of feeling feelings. Good on you, though.
*snort* C’mon, Ikea… You did this on purpose. Now I NEED bottles that were “mouth blown by skilled artisans.”
How, pray, do I become a skilled mouth-blowing artisan? Professionally, I mean — obviously I’ve been dabbling in the craft for quite some time already on an organic, grassroots level. But I’d like to explore the option of going pro. 
Smug Singleton 