What have I been teaching you, Amazon?!

Once again, Amazon taking the boldest of leaps with my search terms…


I got your package right here!

Ahem, so… I have most packages delivered to my office, and my coworker just handed me this one.

It’s a candle. But that’s…REALLY not what it felt like…

Shut up and take my money

My newly updated Amazon wish list is proof that Jesus loves me and wants me to be happy.

Or, you know, proof that book publishers know an It Girl when they see one. Whichever.

(I’m trying to score review copies, but they won’t send them until right around the release dates. *shaking fist at life*)

My reading list seems fun.

LCM2.jpgI just remembered my parents gave me an Amazon gift card for Christmas, so I’m sure they’d be thrilled to know I’m using it to buy a copy of The Bell Jar.

Also ordered The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a Fuck, which, oddly, will likely instruct me to spend less time with my parents. (“Keep only the things that spark joy” was the original premise, so…)