Obviously the ice cream is the most important thing.

For those of you playing the home game:

• First sex ✔️
• First minor argument ✔️
• First minor argument resolved to my satisfaction (ie, I won) ✔️
• Ice cream ✔️

Nerds. NERDS!

When nerds argue: “How is it helpful for either of us to NOT talk and just let our presumptions fester? You were quiet because you thought I needed space, and I was quiet because I thought you were happy I was out of your life — that’s like a really shitty Gift of the Magi.”