Girl, get it. GET IT.
Though… Fuck me, now I have to buy Cosmopolitan.
There goes my conscientious objection to buying women’s magazines
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Graham Slams
I know I’m basically obsessed with Ashley Graham at this point, but… but…
C’mon, y’all, godDAMN.
Notes to self:
— Obtain first bikini
— Go to beach
— FLAUNT
Looks and books
I just finished reading a book called Things No One Will Tell Fat Girls, and the author, Jes Baker, points out that you rarely see “larger” women paired with thinner men in advertising or pop culture. I hadn’t really noticed that before, but…yeah.
Generally, I’m not attracted to men who weigh less than I do. That may well be years of indoctrinated body anxiety, but I don’t want to look like I ATE my Person. Logically I know it’s not true, but I feel like I’d break a thinner man in half — I want a dude who looks like he can TAKE me, even if, again, I understand a thinner man could.
But this? Her? Jonas? HAWT. GET IT, GIRL.
#worship
(BTW, a friend recently told me she didn’t know I had Goodreads, so here’s the link if you feel the need to follow me on yet another thing.)
Watch Joe Jonas and Ashley Graham Make Out on the Set of His New Music Video
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1250536613001/?bctid=4896292004001
#ThisBody was made for sarcasm. And hotness.
Hmm… Wasn’t there some burger chain commercial with bikini-clad chicks who probably never ate burgers gyrating on cars and shoving the fast-food equivalents of “big dick” porn into their faces?
Ah. Yes, this covers it quite nicely: Via Jezebel, A History of Disgusting Carl’s Jr. Ads.
So I have a hard time being offended by this. Though I guess “slightly NSFW” in that, perhaps as a general life policy, maybe you shouldn’t have lingerie chicks lolling about on your work computer.
Via SELF magazine: This Body-Positive Lane Bryant Ad Was “Too Sexy” for TV.
Also, let us please continue my possibly-creepy worship of Ashley Graham.
Damn, Graham!
Girl, PREACH.
Again, I have my own things to write, but it’s been such a “Girl, PREACH” day on the Internet this morning. Just for the sake of brevity:
First, the new song from Adele, which…yes, as the article points out, please gut punch me right before the holidays. Bring it, Adele, I ain’t scared. (It’s got a li’l Lionel on it, but I’m not mad at it.)
Next, can we just talk again about Ashley Graham’s FINE ass? I’m suddenly pretty proud of things I have that jiggle, even if they jiggle in a whiter, cottage-cheesier way than hers do.
And last, from last night’s Scandal, Kerry Washington is my hero. I’m in the process of creating a “vision board” as one of the hippie-dippy elements of therapy (*eye roll*), and goddammit, I’m getting rid of everything I have and just building an altar to Kerry Washington, and obviously also to Shonda Rhimes. There will obviously be Scandles. (See what I did there?)
How the “Sports Illustrated” swimsuit issue made me move to England.
Via ET Online: Plus-Sized Model Ashley Graham Rocks Tiny Bikini in ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Ad
Choose your own snark:
1. If you need me, I’ll be slamming my head into a wall.
2. I don’t even really have time to comment on this. I’m too busy packing and booking a flight, because if she’s “plus-sized,” I’m clearly the queen of England, and my people are probably wondering where I’ve been.
Not snark: “‘I know my curves are sexy and I want everyone else to know that theirs are too. There is no reason to hide and every reason to flaunt,'” Graham says in a statement.”
Goddamn right, girl. Go on with your bad self.
Smug Singleton 