I guess Autocorrect got a thesaurus feature…

What I was trying to text to a friend: “I would have to punch you in the nuts.”

How Autocorrect tried to help when I typed too fast: “I would have to punch you in the bird.”

Then: “I would have to punch you in the bits.”

I mean… both of those DO work, even if “bird” is one I’ve only ever heard my grandfather use. Way to have my back, Autocorrect.

Autocorrecting Vagina

Dear Autocorrect,

When’s the last time you remember me using the word “cagina?”

How about “bagina?”

That’s right, NOT NEVER. Stop autocorrecting “vagina” to words that AREN’T WORDS!

“Vagina” is a word. A clinical one, at that. And it’s a word I use. Often. Learn “vagina,” iPhone. Love “vagina.”

No ladybit love,
Smug