In which I am at one with everything and everyone…

I MAY have just called the yoga DVD lady a bitch out loud, and told her that if I’m spreading my legs that wide, I better have at least one orgasm as a result.

So I’m glad to see I’m responding to the spiritual nature of regular practice.

In my defense, I’m in my living room and menstruating, and she’s doing yoga on a beach in a white bodysuit, so fuck her right in her third eye.

Ahem. Namaste.