“Will you remember meeee…?”

Forgotten Bottom: Philadelphia neighborhood, or title of my forthcoming autobiography?

P.S. “Search here”…in Forgotten Bottom… <Beavis laugh>

No, really… I am a grown woman.

[Beavis snicker]

Don’t mind if I do!

I ordered vitamins and they sent a shipping confirmation that said “Track your box” and I am 12.

I can’t believe I’m a grownup…

Heh…heh… [/beavis]

“Of course, that’s just my opinion. I could be wrong.”

My bad, you guys. Maybe Bad Moms ISN’T a funny movie. Maybe I’m just an immature idiot and a terrible feminist.

*shrug* I still liked it. Was it a highbrow intellectual feminist statement coming from the dude-bros who gave us The Hangover? Certainly not. Was it a silly, fun movie you can see with your lady-friends? I maintain it was.

When I looked up the details write my review, I was a little disappointed, but honestly surprised, to learn wasn’t written by at least one woman. And Bradley Cooper notwithstanding, I HATED The Hangover, so I was especially surprised it came from those guys.

That said, my sense of humor did stop evolving circa Beavis and Butthead, so here’s the smarter side of it.

Via Bitch Media: Bad Moms Is Even Less Funny than You Could Possibly Imagine

Freudian slipstick

Email to a friend…

Me: “I am juvenile. But damn, there are a lot of jokes here. “

Friend: “I mean, how are you supposed to NOT make jokes at that? They may as well have named the shades ‘John Holmes’ and ‘Ron Jeremy.’ ‘Yeah, rub it on your face, baby.'”

Me: “HA! Aaand THAT is why we’re friends.”

Followup thought: “Gargantuan Golden SHOWERS.” Hey-o!

 

Getting my Beavis on.

Headline: “Eating Out Frequently May Be Linked to High Blood Pressure.”

*smirk*

Awww, but gentlemen, it makes me so, so happy. I’m sorry your heart’s going to explode, but so am I if you’re doing it right. 

Heh…heh… [Beavis laugh]

OK, yeah, judging from the accompanying photo, the Living Social deal for “unlimited open bounce” probably doesn’t mean what my brain took it to mean.

But I still went full Beavis on it.I’d probably also want that to cost more than $6. But snacks are always a happy bonus, and it’s great to see them recognize the importance of hydration — unlimited open bounce is a marathon, not a sprint.