“Cuntry first”/”Please keep your vagina off America’s couch.”

When I first saw today’s headlines giving Kellyanne Conway shit for having her feet on a couch, I thought, “Goddamn, don’t we have more pressing things to fret about? Obama without a jacket, Conway’s feet — you’re so trifling. This is why we can’t have nice things!”

But, um…then I saw the photo in question and… Oh. Oh, honey… *sigh*

I don’t care about your feet on the couch, but damn, girl, get your VAGINA off the couch!

I hope she at least had on Spanx.

The apple doesn’t fall far from the crazy.

My mom told me that she and her husband argued yesterday, but that “everything is OK today, we’re talking like it never happened.”

So a) that’s totally healthy, and b) that’s where I get it from.