Graham Slams

I know I’m basically obsessed with Ashley Graham at this point, but… but…

C’mon, y’all, godDAMN.

Notes to self:
— Obtain first bikini
— Go to beach
— FLAUNT

How the “Sports Illustrated” swimsuit issue made me move to England.

Via ET Online: Plus-Sized Model Ashley Graham Rocks Tiny Bikini in ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Ad
Choose your own snark:

1. If you need me, I’ll be slamming my head into a wall.

2. I don’t even really have time to comment on this. I’m too busy packing and booking a flight, because if she’s “plus-sized,” I’m clearly the queen of England, and my people are probably wondering where I’ve been.

Not snark: “‘I know my curves are sexy and I want everyone else to know that theirs are too. There is no reason to hide and every reason to flaunt,'” Graham says in a statement.”

Goddamn right, girl. Go on with your bad self.

Re-blog: I Wore a Bikini and Nothing Happened

Huh.

I’m probably going to stick with my neuroses, but good for you, lady.

Via Huffington Post: I Wore A Bikini And Nothing Happened

Quotable cookie humor

“That’s what they have the nerve to call them: Thin Mints. Those are not Thin Mints, those are hydrogenated fat bombs. That is bikini cockblock in a box.”
— Lisa Landry