Not today, motherfucker.

BOY, BYE. 🖕🏼

The other day my mother told me she thinks he should be acquitted, because “It was the ’70s, that was just what happened.”


But also, this particular conviction was for some 2004 shit, so you can fuck right the hell off, MOM. (I seriously might call her.)


The Bold and the Oblivious

It’s an almost impressively bold choice to be a man seeking a woman on a dating site and still list Bill Cosby among the favorite comedians in your profile.

So that’s a choice you made…

Seen in an OkCupid profile: “And I do a spot on impersonation of Bill Cosby.”

*raising hand*

Erm…maybe not…so much…in a…dating profile…?

Especially online, where the goal is to eventually convince a woman to meet you somewhere…frequently at a place at which beverages are served…?