“Just writing to remind you you’re a fat-ass. Carry on!

This was in my mail when I got home, as if Cigna knew I’d ordered a big fuck-off pizza on the way.

In a related story, Cigna can eat a dick, which I hear are low in cholesterol.

EDIT
Followup: If you ever wondered, this is what happens when you tweet publicly that “Cigna can eat a dick.”