I promise I’m done for the night after this, but… Eat a dick, Netflix!  

I don’t want to watch the rated version with housewife wank all over it. And I am sure as hell not buying this nonsense on Blu-Ray just to make fun of the real version. (And NO ONE thought to call that “Fifty Shades: Uncuffed?” Go fuck yourselves.)

Netflix sucks — first Adam Sandler, then that bullshit email on “no sports day,” and now I can’t even mock half-ass porn to the best of my abilities. I’ve been mock-blocked!