Um…guys?
🙋🏻♀️
This is the autogenerated tweet Twitter suggested to celebrate my 50th follower.
Ahem…
A. Even this TWEET doesn’t give a fuck about 50, only its progress toward 100.
B. Twitter, have y’all just never HEARD “Livin’ on a Prayer?”
C. This…isn’t even grammar.
I just heard “Livin’ on a Prayer” on my Internet radio at work, and even though actually dancing on my desk is frowned upon, there was some serious gyrating and hair tossing in my head, and my desk chair got the ride of its life.
#JerseyRepresent #ILiveInPhillyNowButStill
Smug Singleton 