But…come on. Bend me over a desk just once?

A happy bonus of having NO game whatsoever is that your boss probably can’t tell when you’re flirting with him.

(Subtly. I’m not an idiot.)

What’s the opposite of helping?

Seen on a t-shirt on a lady shopper at Target: “Act like a lady, think like a boss.”

Oh. Oh, honey. I know you think you’re helping, but you’re really not. 

“Yeah, I’m gonna need you to go ‘head and…get laid at my wedding… That’d be greeaaaaat.”

Barely 3 months at my job, I’ve been invited to my boss’s wedding.

How unprofessional is it to bang one of your boss’s relatives in a country club coatroom? Ahem. Asking for a friend…