“El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing…”

New addition to my OkCupid profile: “I can’t handle text speak. It troubles me when men are that concerned with brevity.”

Brevity + alcohol = soulmates of wit.

Current mood: Vodka.

#DrunkSingleton

Don’t stop ’til you get enough…

When I say “don’t stop” in bed, it’s because I don’t have the mental capacities to get out the full thought: “Don’t stop…because if you do, I’ll have to kill you, and I really don’t feel like going to jail.”

Much like The Dude, I’m into the whole brevity thing. (Not for the act itself, just discussion therein.)