I need a body image minder. 

Immediate reaction: “The body acceptance activist has smaller thighs than I do.”

Follow-up thought:WOW. Is there an award for missing the point?”

Also, though, the award for best shirt? Definitely all her. *slow clap*  

Lazy Sunday snort laugh 

“Sometimes feeling full of something is exactly what you need: be it wisdom, shit, dicks, or egg rolls.”

OK, yeah, I’m in love with Brittany Gibbons.