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1,001 Uses for My Body

Oooh… Looks like I’m taking a field trip to the bookstore later. I’m always looking for new ways to use my body. Thanks, Buzzfeed! 

 

God bless us, everyone.

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In which Shonda Rhimes kicks all the ass.

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I have a lot of questions about how an avocado might be disobedient, and why spanking would be its punishment.

But this is pretty spectacular.

All the lunchtime masturbation. All of it.

“I’ll be in my bunk.”

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Rock out with your sock out!

Ahem… I’ll just leave this here…

Via Buzzfeed: Men Are Putting Their Penises In Socks On Instagram For Cancer Awareness And It Is So, So Good.

Sometimes Buzzfeed is way funnier than I am.

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