Grade A PRIME Minister

Oh.

*blush*

Well, oh my…

Via Us Weekly: The Internet Is Freaking Out Over Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s Bubble Butt

Don’t trust that pizza. You in danger, girl.

This is the greatest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. This woman is my new spirit animal.

But I need to go to Canada and show her what real pizza — and thus true love — is. That pizza doesn’t love you, Nicole. That pizza will betray you.

P.S. I didn’t even notice it said “shero,” because it was just too gloriously much at first, but really, that shit needs to stop. She’s a hero. That’s the word. Knock it off.