Don’t take away my hobbies.

“Stop beating yourself up.”

“But beating myself up is my cardio.”

Well, that’s one way to keep warm on a chilly morning…

I love when I get extra wet spots on the bed — the obvious one, and then a few more from sweat. It’s like I came and did cardio. Boning bonus!

(Don’t worry, I already high-fived him. And he gets a cookie.)