Merry Muddling!

Merry Christmas, you guys. May your liquor, ham, and patience be plentiful.

And remember, even if Jesus is the boss of you, this day isn’t. So if you’re just muddling through one way or another, high-five, ’cause we’re muddling together. Let’s make today our bitch. (“That’s what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.”)

Have fun and be safe. I love y’all.

Kisses,
Smug

Lessons from The Great Pumpkin

Charlie Brown really was “friends” with mostly assholes.

Linus just learned not to fuck with a woman and her candy.

Sally, meanwhile, got her first bit of tragic foreshadowing re: men disappointing her.

Early-onset Holiday Feels

Relationship Recovery Test #873: Can I FINALLY stop avoiding “The Great Pumpkin” and watch it without having an emotional breakdown…?