I’m on it. Literally.

Is it wrong to want a vibrator purely because it’s hot pink and is pictured with cupcakes?
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I’m a little peeved at the $139 price tag. Do you know how many things I could buy to put in my vagina for $139?

I found something similar on Amazon for $65. It should come next week. And so should I. Hey-o!

P.S. When you order a sex toy online, the phrase “track your package” becomes infinitely funnier.