I’m gonna need someone to come wake me up once the weather in my city stops eating more dicks than Caitlin Bree.
Friend: “Working on my day off? Yup, it’s a Clerks quote sort of day.”
Me: “Just remember, we’re too old to do that sort of thing in restrooms now.”
“I’m offering you my body and you’re offering me semantics.”
— Caitlin Bree, Clerks
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