“Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!”

I’m gonna need someone to come wake me up once the weather in my city stops eating more dicks than Caitlin Bree.

Ironically, she’s 37.

Friend: “Working on my day off? Yup, it’s a Clerks quote sort of day.”

Me: “Just remember, we’re too old to do that sort of thing in restrooms now.”

It’s a Kevin Smith kind of morning.

“I’m offering you my body and you’re offering me semantics.”
— Caitlin Bree, Clerks

37! “In a row?” #FF

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