Because CULTURE, goddammit!

I’m spending the evening embracing my Irish heritage. 

Or, to the untrained eye, I’m drinking Jameson, avoiding humanity, and writing.

Irish potato, Irish po-tah-to.

Self-improvement via self-hatred

Note to self: LinkedIn is not a dating site. Stop being weird.

Also, it’s totally uncool to skip book club because there’s no one in the group you want to make out with. Get some culture, quit being an asshole.