Eeewww. You know that sidebar on Facebook that tells you who on your friends list “liked” and commented on things? That is a terrible feature. I do not need to know how many times a day my brother-in-law likes photos on the “Thick and Curvy Girls Do It Better” page.

*skeeve shudder*

(By the way, I’m not grossed out by thick or curvy girls — I AM thick and curvy. I’m grossed out by knowing what gives my brother-in-law a semi on a Wednesday morning.)