Dare to dream, ladies. Dare to dream.

Via 6ABC.com: Charges Filed After Man Shuts Down Highway For Marriage Proposal.

I can only dare to dream of the day a man proposes to me in the middle of a busy highway, douching it up and stopping traffic because he and his lady fair are just such special snowflakes. 

Gentlemen, take note. 

Not THAT kind of job!

It’s pretty bad that I’m nervous about getting a job partly because I know my over/under (erm, so to speak…) on getting involved with coworkers. I run mental fuck numbers on passers-by while I wait for my interviewers.

Of course, maybe getting some ass on a conference room table will help me forget the two hopeless crushes I have.

Dare to dream, people. Dare to dream.