Really, the porn stache was the biggest dealbreaker.

Reasons I’ve Clicked “Pass” on OKCupid Profiles: Appearance Edition

— He’s prettier than I am.
— He looks like he weighs less than I do. (I weigh less than 150 lbs., so I don’t think it’s unreasonable that I don’t want to worry about breaking you during sex.)
— He looks like Kurt from Glee, so I can’t even think of him sexually, I just want to keep him in my pocket.
— Porn stache.