I’m only HALF white trash.

I don’t have any actual dessert in my house, but I do have graham crackers, Hershey’s syrup, and a positive attitude.

Carbs, cheese, salt, repeat. And also cake.

Added to an already solid foundation of mac & cheese, pierogies, and cheesy pretzel bites. And wine.

Um, no, YOU have PMS.

I regret nothing.

The Origin of Smug

In case any of you ever wonder how I turned out this way, I submit as People’s exhibit A that Easter conversation with my family involved talk of gimp masks, furries, and the “classy” sex shop in the area.

Not at dinner proper, mind — we waited until dessert. We’re white trash, not barbarians.