Bitchy Bitcherson is on line 2

It’s adorable how you think the silent treatment will bother me when all I ever wanted in the first place was for you to shut up and let me think. The fact that it doesn’t bother me probably indicates that I shouldn’t be talking to you — normally it drives me batshit insane when people I care about won’t talk to me.

I’m done thinking, but admittedly curious how long he’d let this ride.

(I know, I’m an asshole. I won’t actually wait.)