Summer’s Eve presents “A Douchey Christmas Carol”

Fun fact: my smartphone remembers contact info for EVERYONE I’ve ever called, texted, or emailed. Even if I’ve deleted them, even if I want to forget I ever knew them, their names can pop up all phantom-like when I’m trying to contact someone else.

I Googled this, and I can fix it if I reset my phone and lose all my photos and settings. Or I can deal with every Match.com asshole I ever talked to haunting my phone like Ghosts of Douchebags Past.

Excellent.