Via Ms. Andry’s Bath House on Facebook, my new #goals for the evening
It’s funny when my brain tries being an asshole like it doesn’t know I have access to pills, bourbon, cheese, chocolate, and pictures of baby animals.
Not today, fuckface.
Man, Facebook’s algorithms are really getting good at zeroing in on my interests. #AllStarCock #BrotherlyLoveIndeed
We all know I have weird anxiety about answering online dating messages, so…I’m-a just start drinking this bottle of wine, plop my laptop in front of me, and see if I l get inspired.
What could possibly go wrong?
Merry Christmas, you magnificent weirdos. I am grateful for you all.
And also for pie.
And wine. SO much wine.
But mostly for you all, I swear.
I’m going to yet ANOTHER wedding by myself tomorrow.
Please send thoughts and prayers I end up AT LEAST getting drunkenly fondled in a coat closet this time.