“Senator Holmes? Let’s talk. You know, your state’s got 99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one.”

A Kansas senator presented a new dress code for the State Capitol. Only for women, though, because men “already know how to look professional.”

Oh, hey! Kiss my professional dick, sir.

Also…Senator? You work in the fucking State Capitol. OF KANSAS. What could these women have POSSIBLY been wearing? Pasties with tassels? G-string? Corset and thigh-highs?

I took this from the Fox News article about it: “[The code] prevents women testifying on bills from wearing low-cut necklines and miniskirts.

“Holmes said, ‘We’re looking for you to be addressing the issue rather than trying to distract or bring eyes to yourself.'”

Maybe legislate your boner, dicknuts.

(Full Fox article here.)