Lexaprofessional

 “Do not drink alcohol while taking Lexapro.”

“Pfft. That’s for amateurs. ‘Bring me another mai tai!'”*

* If you know the quote, you’re probably my soulmate. Which is a shame, for I am dead inside and incapable of feeling feelings. Good on you, though.

S&M/G&T

I like to think I’d get laid much more often if it were always an option for a man to see me dance to Rihanna songs with a couple gin & tonics in me.

#MyJam #PerfectlyGoodAtIt