Maybe I can just rock his socks?

New life goal: Rock someone’s chain.

Sub-goal: Learn what that means.

#Emmys2016

(Please don’t actually explain it. I know how Google works.)

Yes, yes. A great time for women…

“What a great time for women on television.”
– Julianna Margulies

Um… Did you just see Sofia Vergara become a human statuette and get applauded for her ass?

Just checking. (Not gonna lie, though — that ass is worth applause.)