Empowerless

Therapist said I seem “empowered.”

I fired her.

She also tells me we’ll have to work on me saying things like, “‘Crazy slut’ is on my resumé.”

Jeez, *I* thought it was funny. Don’t I pay you to laugh at my jokes and say I’m a special snowflake? I AM NOT FEELING SUPPORTED!

(I know, I KNOW.)