Compare and contrast

Friends of mine got engaged at Disney last night.

But, you know… I didn’t talk to anyone OR wear pants last night. So, really, who had a better evening?

You bettah WORK!

A new boy started working at my office today. I was perhaps going to set about seeing him naked. But I Facebook stalked him, and he’s engaged.

*sigh*

You know, I’m really wasting pretty here. Can we please hire someone who can bend me over my desk after hours?