“What really matters is what you like, not what you ARE like.”*

Reasons I’ve Clicked “Pass” on OKCupid Profiles: Entertainment Missteps Edition

— He doesn’t read. One guy in particular blew my entire mind when he said, “i don’t read much. I’d like to fix that but its hard to start reading when you dont read much.” Um. No, it’s not. At all.
— He lists “Footloose (circa 2011)” as one of his favorite movies. How dare you, sir?
— He said “The Hangover was superb.” The Hangover was fine, but that sentence tells me you have terrible judgment either of movies or of words, and I cannot abide either.

* Subject line from High Fidelity, by Nick Hornby.

Honest breakup reasons, Entertainment Edition

Honest breakup reasons:

“Because I can’t get past the fact that you hated Firefly.” / “Because I cannot accept that Jeff Dunham is your favorite comedian.”

Who run the world? Um… girls…?

Well. This is depressing: A Glimpse at How the Media Treated Women This Year… Way Too Many Cringe-worthy Moments.

Prepare thine bitchfaces, ladies.