Equality: You’re not helping.

No, see, when we say we want “equality,” we don’t mean “We want men to ALSO be Photoshopped behind recognition and also possibly beyond humanity.”

Is that even a person? I know it’s allegedly John Cena, but they made him look like a damn cartoon.

Though I’ll give them props for “The sex robots are coming!” Tee hee.



Radical feminist nachos

I saw a shirt online that said “Ask me about my radical feminist agenda,” and I think I need it, mostly because if anyone actually asked, I’d probably just say “Nachos.”

I guess maybe “nacho equality.” Like, “I want 100% nachos, not 78% or whatever it is. I want as many nachos as a man. And extra cheese. For, um…restitution or whatever.”