Erection Election

“We are done. I may not be able to control my erections around you, but that does not mean I want you. We are done.”
— Fitzgerald Grant, Scandal

Apparently once someone has expressed this sentiment to you in real life, it remains a gut punch later when you hear it on TV.

Also, I may be binge-watching Season 2 on Netflix. Again. Don’t judge.

Eeewww…

Eeewww. You know that sidebar on Facebook that tells you who on your friends list “liked” and commented on things? That is a terrible feature. I do not need to know how many times a day my brother-in-law likes photos on the “Thick and Curvy Girls Do It Better” page.

*skeeve shudder*

(By the way, I’m not grossed out by thick or curvy girls — I AM thick and curvy. I’m grossed out by knowing what gives my brother-in-law a semi on a Wednesday morning.)